Texas Computer Talk

When visiting Texas, you need to know our vocabulary when it comes to computers. Not understanding what we are talking about can put your into a precarious situation.

Rom- Delicious supplement added to Coke. "Darlin', put me some rom in there, I'm chilled."

Cursor- What men become when they get mad at their wives, find a flat tire on their truck, or realize their cattle have escaped.

Modem- How weeds were removed from the yard. "Those weeds were huge, but I modem down!"

Packet- What you do with Walmart bags before you go hunting.

Mouse- A rodent, when spotted, that makes it acceptable to fire the shotgun in the house.

USB- Complaining about the government. "USB gettin' in wars they shouldn't be in."